This is episode 6 from season one. I think it's really funny and quotable for such an early episode. This is even before Mike came on as head writer so the jokes are a little different from other seasons. Joel and the Bots have a ball poking fun at Alan Hale, Jr, and they never miss an oppurtunity for a "Skipper" or "Little buddy" joke. If you ever get a chance to watch this one, be sure to pay attention during the ambulance scene. Mrs. Hotchkiss is breathing a little to heavily to be dead. Plus the fact that she very obviously blinks after she's been "dead" for at least an hour.

• My spunky little space sock--Dr. Forrester
• Hey! Scientist shouldn't litter.
• Hey, they all got stripes in their hair. Yeah, looks like land of the skunk people.
• Seven seconds till he slaps table.
• Before you go see him tomorrow stop by my office...
  ...I'll give you a protein rinse.
• And the music goes 'round and 'round and it comes out here.
• Push the red button!
• New Oxygen Lite!
• Oh, and now I expect next you'll tell me there's rings around Uranus.
• Never burn your abridges.

• That's not milk, that's pancake batter.
• He looks like a cross between Jerry Mathers and James Dean. Beaver without a cause.
• You're all those things and less.
• I love her but I want the hand. I still love her though, and that hand would be really great.--Joel
• **whistle-whistle** Little human hand, come here. Little human hand, come on.--Servo
• If you wanna catch a human hand you hafta think like a human hand.--Crow
• She forgot to put her chin hammock on.--Crow
• It's the nite time coughing, aching, sneezing, stuffy head, fever, so you're being chased by a human hand medicine.--Servo
• Good nite, sweet troll.
• She needs about 150 hours of beauty sleep.

• You know things are bad when you keep a liquor cabinet in your bedroom. For a horse.
• Got to find push button.
• Must perform death scene.
• Operator, get me the sheriff, quick!...
  ...If he's not there I'll talk to the Skipper.
• Where's the little body little buddy?
• I got a couple of hammocks and a sailors hat I'd like you to wear.
• You spend a hard time loading bodies and you got one more than you bargained for. It's Miller Time.--Joel
• Calm down, Bucky.
• This was no suicide, it was MURDER!
• Just a strange kind of a story.

• You were right, Professor...
  ...dogs can fly! Cold fusion is impossible.
• It's from a place called uncharted desert isle, huh?
• Dear Skipper, why haven't you sent help, signed the castaways.
• Look, the crawling bladder.
• On with you lily-livered, flea bitten federal boys.
• No zombies, not allowed. No zombies.
• Murder's the word-word-word-wor-word. Murder's the word-word-word-wor-word. Murder's the word. Murder's the word. We gotta new dance and it goes like this, murder's the word, word-word-wor-word. Well, you shake them up at the end of your hands. Mur-mur-mur-murder's the word. It goes like this, the kid is highly pissed. (Sung to "The Birds the Word")
• That's when sirens were sirens. Headlights were headlights. Hats were hats. Heavies were heavy. And sheep roamed the countryside.
• He's a welcome cat now!
• It's got a personal vendetta against anyone with a whole body.

• Well, I'm on my way for a three hour tour.
• Have I ever steered you wrong?...
  ...Well, there's that whole beer/dead body thing.
• Got to reach console. Got to end experiment!--Dr. Forrester