The Crawling Hand
"Tom Servo"
This is episode 6 from season one. I think it's really funny and quotable for such an early episode. This is even before Mike
came on as head writer so the jokes are a little different from other seasons. Joel and the Bots have a ball poking fun at
Alan Hale, Jr, and they never miss an oppurtunity for a "Skipper" or "Little buddy" joke. If you ever get a chance to watch
this one, be sure to pay attention during the ambulance scene. Mrs. Hotchkiss is breathing a little to heavily to be dead.
Plus the fact that she very obviously blinks after she's been "dead" for at least an hour.
- My spunky little space sock--Dr. Forrester
- Hey! Scientist shouldn't litter.
- Hey, they all got stripes in their hair. Yeah, looks like land of the skunk people.
- Seven seconds till he slaps table.
- Before you go see him tomorrow stop by my office...
...I'll give you a protein rinse.
- And the music goes 'round and 'round and it comes out here.
- Push the red button!
- New Oxygen Lite!
- Oh, and now I expect next you'll tell me there's rings around Uranus.
- Never burn your abridges.
- That's not milk, that's pancake batter.
- He looks like a cross between Jerry Mathers and James Dean. Beaver without a cause.
- You're all those things and less.
- I love her but I want the hand. I still love her though, and that hand would be really great.--Joel
- **whistle-whistle** Little human hand, come here. Little human hand, come on.--Servo
- If you wanna catch a human hand you hafta think like a human hand.--Crow
- She forgot to put her chin hammock on.--Crow
- It's the nite time coughing, aching, sneezing, stuffy head, fever, so you're being chased by a human hand medicine.--Servo
- Good nite, sweet troll.
- She needs about 150 hours of beauty sleep.
- You know things are bad when you keep a liquor cabinet in your bedroom. For a horse.
- Got to find push button.
- Must perform death scene.
- Operator, get me the sheriff, quick!...
...If he's not there I'll talk to the Skipper.
- Where's the little body little buddy?
- I got a couple of hammocks and a sailors hat I'd like you to wear.
- You spend a hard time loading bodies and you got one more than you bargained for. It's Miller Time.--Joel
- Calm down, Bucky.
- This was no suicide, it was MURDER!
- Just a strange kind of a story.
- You were right, Professor...
...dogs can fly! Cold fusion is impossible.
- It's from a place called uncharted desert isle, huh?
- Dear Skipper, why haven't you sent help, signed the castaways.
- Look, the crawling bladder.
- On with you lily-livered, flea bitten federal boys.
- No zombies, not allowed. No zombies.
- Murder's the word-word-word-wor-word. Murder's the word-word-word-wor-word. Murder's the word. Murder's the word. We
gotta new dance and it goes like this, murder's the word, word-word-wor-word. Well, you shake them up at the end of your hands.
Mur-mur-mur-murder's the word. It goes like this, the kid is highly pissed. (Sung to "The Birds the Word")
- That's when sirens were sirens. Headlights were headlights. Hats were hats. Heavies were heavy. And sheep roamed
the countryside.
- He's a welcome cat now!
- It's got a personal vendetta against anyone with a whole body.
- Well, I'm on my way for a three hour tour.
- Have I ever steered you wrong?...
...Well, there's that whole beer/dead body thing.
- Got to reach console. Got to end experiment!--Dr. Forrester
End The Crawling Hand
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