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Crazed Ramblings from my Mind:

As soon as I posted my site yesterday one of my oldest friends got on AIM to chat with me. He read the site really quick, then surprised me by approving of it. We got into a conversation about hidden taxes. I'm sure there are plenty, and I've been meaning to find the time to research the subject, but so far the only information I've been able to find has been on the Orthdox Union (Circle U) tax. For another point of view on the same subject click here.
An interesting thing I learned today is that The Diary of Anne Frank is supposedly a fake. I have to admit, the author of the article makes a compelling argument.
A kinda funny thing that happened to me yesterday, I was taking a walk around the lakes here at the apartment, and passed about 7 geese, all lieing in the grass. Most of them just looked at me, but the last two obviously didn't like my approach. The very last one stretched out his neck and hissed (second time that's happened). I stood there for a split second, then bared my teeth and did my best impression of a snarling dog. Both of those geese jumped up, and ran as fast as they could in the other direction. I just walked away laughing.
Matt and I are going to his great-grandma's 100th birthday party this weekend. As far as I know his entire (literally entire) family will be there. Hmm, I wonder if they'll have cake?

Lists of the Day:
Today, Some of the Sites I Read Yesterday

The Junk I Read Yesterday

  1. Slip Ups
  2. Angry White Female. I didn't have a chance to read much, but I have it bookmarked.
  3. An intelligent website dealing with birthcontrol.
  4. The best christian parody site I've yet to see.

Being it's Friday and all, I thought We'd Hear Some Dumb Jokes

What's dangerous and swings from trees? A monkey with a chainsaw! Ha ha!

A man and a woman are driving down the same road at the same time. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window, points and yells, “PIG! ” The man immediately leans out his window, shakes his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that had wandered into the middle of the road. If only men would listen.

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche. "Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house. "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?" "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money." Ha ha...ha. See, I told you, dumb. Very dumb. Oh well.

Quotes!

Quotes my Best Friend Gave Me While Chatting Last Nite


  1. And on the eighth day, God created bagpipes. Now why is this day never acknowledged, again?
  2. Due to the confusion from too many genres of music, we have decided to put both country music and rap music into the genre of Crap music.
  3. Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. - Robert Strauss on conducting
  4. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." - Charles Schultz
  5. "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush
  6. "In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long ... seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long. ... There is something fascinating about science, one gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact." - Mark Twain
  7. "We'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and we hope we passed the audition." - John Lennon (at the taping of the Let it Be album-1969)
  8. "The weather in Central Park is still there. And it's cloudy." - John Lennon doing the weather report on WNEW New York radio, 1974
  9. I love you for your mind, now give me your body - Queen
  10. She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one. - Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiance


Question from Me to the World
Sorry, haven't prepared one today. Too busy cleaning yesterday to come up with any good ideas. I'll try to think of something interesting this weekend. Ciao bella!

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