Crazed Ramblings from my Mind:

The last few days I've been searching diligently for ways to add to the appeal of this site. (Hehe appeal?) I've put in a guestbook, and I would love to have you sign it even if you just say "hi!". I have a counter too, which is pretty cool. I tried to add some little doodad that would let people recommend my site to others but never could get it to work. So, I ended up removing that one. The main thing I'm trying to do however, is figure out how to have a comments section like in Davezilla's blog. I want to add some color and graphics to the page too, just to make it pretty :-) Oh and smilies are cool, as well. Hey, if any one has any suggestions please be nice and either email me or just leave a message in the book. Or you could unleash the power of your mind and telecommunicate with me! The other two ways are probably faster, though. And, oh yeah, just to let you know, I don't have a set time for posting, but this will only be updated once a day at most. And besides, if you miss anything just sneak a peek in the archives.

Matt and I went to see Finding Nemo last nite. Pixar definately has another hit. To sum up the movie: Fantastic!

Oh wow. Strom Thurmond finally died. Couple of days ago, in fact. Who ever would have figured, eh?

Boost drinks are so yummy. That's what I'm having for breakfast right now. I used to buy the strawberry bars but haven't seen those in a while. Ahh well I'm outta milk anyhow so I can't have my scooby cereal. Or even my honey nut mini-wheats. They're so good! I was very nice yesterday morning and fixed me and Matt a mess of bacon, eggs, grits, toast, and water for him, tea for me. I'm a pretty ritualized eater. Every bited consisted of: bite eggs, bite grits, start chewing, bite bacon, bite toast--swallow! Mmmm mmmm all those lovely tastes just rolled into one. Makes me happier than a wet turtle basking in the sunshine of love.

Hey, how 'bout a joke? Yeah, I knew you'd like that.

• An American was waiting on a London street corner. An attractive English girl was passing by when a gust of wind blew her dress about her waist. "A bit airy," the American commented. Hearing this the Cockney girl replied indignantly "'ell yes! What did you expect--feathers?!"
• One day there were two men walking down a dirt path. One of them had a big potato sack over his shoulder. The other decided to ask what was in the sack. When he asked, the man said, ''I got me some chickens for dinner tonight. Mmm Mmm Mmm... Chicken sure sounds good tonight.'' The other one wanted to know how many chickens were in the sack. ''Well I'll tell you,'' replied the man, ''If you can guess how many chickens I got in this here sack I'll give them both to you.''
• Arkansas Scholars
  Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard - one of these may be the president someday.)
  Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
  
  Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
  
  Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
  
  Q: What is a planet? A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
  
  Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
  
  Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets a election.
  
  Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
  
  Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
  
  Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
  
  Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
  
  Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow.
  
  Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.
  
  Q: What is the Fibula? A: A small lie
  
  Q: What does "varicose" mean? A: Nearby.
  
  Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
  
  Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
  
  Q: What is a seizure? A: A Roman emperor.
  
  Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport
  
  Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.
  
  Q: What does the word "benign" mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
  
  Q: What is a turbine? A: Something an Arab wears on his head.
  
  Q: What is a Hindu? A: It lays eggs.

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